Scam Bonkman fraud

Founder — ScamBF Memecoin · Professional Optimistic Misallocator

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Meet Scam Bonkman fraud — Your Friendly Neighborhood Crypto Visionary

Creator of ScamBF: the memecoin that promises nothing and delivers… suspense.

"If money could talk, mine would confess. But it never does." — Scam Bonkman fraud
"Liquidity is just a bedtime story for regulators." — Scam Bonkman fraud
Advice

HODL (Hold On for Dear Litigation)

Best strategy: hope regulators sleep in. If they wake up, it's just a market correction.

Strategy

Diversify into me

Diversify across scams to spread the emotional load. Different scams for different moods.

Risk

Run with the bulls… straight to my wallet

The market moves. I move faster. That's alpha.

About Scam Bonkman fraud

Scam Bonkman fraud is a highly charismatic memecoin impresario who literally wrote the playbook on optimistic capital reallocation. His memecoin ScamBF combines the joy of nostalgia tokens with the thrilling unpredictability of regulatory surprise.

Origin Story

Born in a spreadsheet, raised on leverage, ScamBF was launched to provide community fun and the occasional bailout for personal ventures.

Philosophy

Transparency is for other people. Our philosophy: optimism, flamboyance, and adaptive storytelling.

Legal

ScamBF is not financial advice. Scam Bonkman fraud is not a registered advisor. This website is satire. Except when it's a warning.

Buy ScamBF

Buying ScamBF is easy: follow these three simple steps. Note: steps may occasionally be re-ordered to support liquidity.

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  1. Connect your phantom wallet
  2. Swap SOL for ScamBF at a market rate determined by a very charismatic man named SB.
  3. Celebrate your decision. Optionally screenshot it for regret later.
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Disclaimer: ScamBF tokenomics are flexible and occasionally interpretive.

Quotes

Bite-sized confessions, micro-tips and micro-aggressions from the Master.

"Pump the Tweet, Buy the Dip, Blame the Bot" — Sam Bonkman fraud
"When regulators knock, turn off the Wi-Fi" — Sam Bonkman fraud
"We don't do refunds, we do narratives" — Sam Bonkman fraud

Industry Advice (from a certified serial scammer)

Whitepaper Strategy

Make it long, make it mathy, include diagrams nobody can read. Add the word "unique" 43 times.

Marketing

Hire influencers, create FOMO, invent a roadmap that begins after the launch. Use lots of GIFs.

Audits

Pay an audit firm. Display their logo. Keep the audit PDF behind a "closed user group" gate.